(מישהו שלח לי באימייל, פשוט גדול) Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency cover... He's bald, He's sh*t, He gets a game when no-one's fit, Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan! Sung to Lord of the Dance tune at Man United the other day: "Park, Park, Where ever you may be, You eat dogs in your home country, But it could be worse, You could be a scouse, Eating rats in your council house" (To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all f@*k one another, The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc Newcastle fans towards Sunderlandfans. "Going down, going down, going down..." Sunderland fans replied..... "So are we, so are we, so are we..." "Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?" Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!: "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" (To the tune of Craig David - Rewind): "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER" To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next" He's here, he's there, We're not allowed to swear, Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf" Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song. A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome..... *in style of Chim-Chiminey* "Tim timminy, Tim timminy, Tim Tim Tirooo, We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK YOU!! In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews... Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e, But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland To the tune of Rebel Rebel Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"... Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia
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השיר הענק (אך הגס) משנה שעברה נגד סול קמפבל: sol, sol, wherever you may be, your'e arse is in the size of an HGV, You're too fat for your boyfriend, can't you see? no wonder viera fucked off to Italy לשיר הזה הייתה עוד גירסא sol, sol, wherever you may be, your'e on the verge of lunacy and we won't mind, when you'll be found hangin' from a tree, you JUDAS CUNT WITH HIV!! שיר שלנו לז'ינולה: Posh spice's a slapper, she wears a wonder bra, and when she's shaggin' Beckham SHE THINKS OF GINOLA! שיר נגד אשלי קול עם אותה מנגינה: Tweedy is a slapper, she can not fucking sing, and when she's shaggin ashley, she thinks of Ledley King! don't try to ring his mobile, he got it up his arse, wer'e on our way to europe cos spurs are fucking class! שיר ענק, אולי הכי אהוב עלי שלנו לקלינסמן, Chim chimney, chim chimney, chim chim che roo, JURGEN WAS GERMAN BUT NOW HE'S A JEW!
Heeeey scousers oh ah, I wanna knoooooow were's my video... Steve McClaren came to town riding on a pony, Sunderland have got Phil Babb and we've got Maccarone 'He's here he's there, he wears no underwear, Lee Bowyer, Lee Bowyer' אוהדי לידס אחרי שבוייר אמר שהוא לא לובש תחתונים במשחקים. Vieira ooooh! Vieira ooooh! He comes from Senegal! His dad's a cannibal Chelsea fans against Arsenal
Reporter to Newcastle's Shola Ameobi: 'Do you have a nickname?' Ameobi: 'No, not really' Reporter: 'So what does Bobby Robson call you?' Ameobi: 'Carl Cort.'
